How do you take a photo, a video and eat a huge double-scoop gelato on a cone at the same time??? Oh, you do not have a tripod either.

Dancing water at the Bellagio, Las Vegas

Answer:

a. Hold Ixus 40 in left hand (switch video on with pinkie finger)
b. Rest EOS-20D on railing, strap around neck to prevent drowning into fountain water. Press shutter button with pinkie finger.
c. Right hand holds gelato-on-a-cone. Eat Gelato.

Do a, b, c simultaneously!