Real life comments from passengers…

Passenger to Cabin-crew…
“What is this-ah?”
“Chicken pie.”
“What? No rice-ah?”
“Beh pah, aneh-kwan (not filling, like this)” (To seat-mate)

Five minutes later…
“Excuse me miss, like that how to eat? No fork or knife-ah?”
“Use your hand. I’ll try to look for a fork for you…”

Sigh…

A wet, wet stop at Machap…

Waiting to board at Watefront Plaza