Real life Resumes and Interviews

I wonder what they teach in school nowadays… I’ve conducted about seven interviews over the past couple of days and I don’t remember writing my first resume like this or answering interviews in this manner.
In real life resumes:

Objective section: To get a job. RM1800 expected salary. Wow! How direct?!

Languages section: Can speech average and write english, chinese and malay. Hmm, what’s speech and is there an “average” language?

Interview question #7
You say your strength is mathematics. What sort of topics did you learn or what did they teach?
“In sem one, basic maths. Then one year later, advanced maths”
Erm, what topics do they cover, you know, statistics, calculus, number theory?
“Set also got, then got advanced maths”