To KLCC… I get onto a train car painted exactly like McDonald’s spicy beef foldover. Large onions, chunky beef decorate the interior. While that is enough to make people salivate with hunger, at each stop, a cheery voice would announce that if you’re about to collapse from hunger, you can just cross the road and be at a McDonalds (Masjid Jamek). At some stops, the voice would announce in distress that the next stop has no McDonalds at all but later calms down to reassure starving passengers that the following stop would have a McDonalds! At the KLCC stop, you get warning klaxons alerting starved and hallucinating passengers that the beef and red onions on the door are just pictures and not to try to eat them. Utterly hilarious. What did I do for lunch? Well, I got one of them spicy beef foldovers. What did you expect? Marketing works dammit!