“Nothing big between the wheels!”

Rainforest Explorer

The Don’t Do List
• 1 ignoring wheel cheat
(Tires are good friends – treat them well)

• 2 using too much speed or power
(Many times, faster than too slow is too fast)

• 3 steering at standstill
(Power steering is a wonderful tool to break tie rods etc)

• 4 using the clutch the same way as on pavement
(If you don’t know what “starting in gear” means and you still use the clutch to regulate speed)

• 5 following one’s gut feeling
(Most likely it’ll be wrong – humans have no genetic imprint for driving cars yet)

• 6 straddling obstructions
(Men should know – they would not take anything high between their legs either)

• 7 rushing through water
(Humans want to rush away from danger and get in trouble in the process)

• 8 keeping thumbs in steering wheel
(Bruised or broken thumbs really hurt)

• 9 hanging head out of window
(Makes you “feel” you are in control – but you’ll miss potential danger on the other side)

• 10 using 4WD after getting stuck
(now that is really stupid!)